What's the worst movie you've seen recently?

The worst movie I've seen lately is Matrix III. The fight scenes were ass, the storyline was fat ass, and the special effects were about as exciting as getting buckwheated. I'd rather argue with my girlfriend over her banging tail with that mother fucker she works with who has that smirk on his face all the time when I walk in there and better watch out because if I find out where he lives I'm going burn the house down.

I didn't like that movie at all.

<font color="#000000" size="1">[ November 11, 2003 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Omar de Fati ]</font>

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!1

I think ALL the matrix movies SUCK HUGE DIRTY ASS! I've only seen 2 of them and I can not for the life of me understand the first fucking thing about them. I HATE movies like those.
I couldn't understand from the second it started to the second it ended.

Another SUCK ASS movie: "Vanilla Sky" with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Could it be any worse than that??? That has got to be the most far fetched piece of shit. What the fuck was it even about? I am goig to go to the video store and demand my money back. Tom Cruise seems to be going down in his career instead of up. All his latest movies seem to hit face down from a 20 story drop. I think the better days of Tom Cruise are Oooooovvvveeeerrrrrr!

Dumb and Dumber and the sequel.......*look at the title...need I say more?

Worst movie ever doesn't HAVE to be a current flick everybody knows about. Quentin Tarrintino bought the right to, then rereleased "Switchblade Sisters" as "Quentin Tarrintino's Switchblade Sisters" about 20-years after it first bombed. Gawd, it blew chunks... I don't think the re-release gave it any help. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

By the way, "Driven" may have sucked, but the soundtrack ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

There is some majorly cool ass songs on there!!! I use to have it until my car got broke into and 3 cd cases were stolen with all my best shit. They stole everything except my Milli Vanilli CD which was laying in the seat! *L* Rich said, "See even thiefs have limits"

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Originally posted by Genie_thegiggler:
Another SUCK ASS movie: "Vanilla Sky" with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Could it be any worse than that??? That has got to be the most far fetched piece of shit. What the fuck was it even about? I am goig to go to the video store and demand my money back. Tom Cruise seems to be going down in his career instead of up. All his latest movies seem to hit face down from a 20 story drop. I think the better days of Tom Cruise are Oooooovvvveeeerrrrrr!

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<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Vanilla Sky is an excellent movie.

It might have been good if I could have understood it. I was so lost and trying so hard to keep track of who was who and what was going on, I needed some tylenol when it was over. I had a serious headache. I've seen it twice now and I STILL don't know what the hell it's about. I just don't like movies that takes you on so many twists and turns that you loose the whole storyline. A few are ok, but too many and I get lost and disinterested.
Like Identity, I thought that was good. A little slow, but when it gets going....and that ending....my jaw was banging the floor. I was like wwwwwwwoooooooooooaaaaaa!!! Identity was awesome.

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Originally posted by Genie_thegiggler:
It might have been good if I could have understood it.

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Identity was awesome.

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<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">I see now that you and I could never watch movies together.

In my opinion, you shouldnt say a movie sucks just because you dont understand it.

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I just don't like movies that takes you on so many twists and turns that you loose the whole storyline. A few are ok, but too many and I get lost and disinterested.

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<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">*L* sorry TG. There wasn't so many in Indentity that couldn't understand it.I knwo I shouldn't say it, I just feel if I pay my money to see it, I damn well better atleast be able to understand it.

Also, any movie where the hero dies or the couple FINALLY get together and then one dies.....SUCKS! That's just like one big tease.

I liked Vanilla Sky too.. I kinda liked it cause I didn't understand it.. But i watched it a second time and it all made sense..